Game of Thrones Season 3: Trailer + Predictions

 

To celebrate the premiere of Game of Thrones' Season 3 trailer, I'm going to put up another one of my "Woefully Inaccurate Yet Totally Possible Predictions for the Upcoming Season of GoT" thingy-ma-bobs. Don't worry - I'm pretty sure there are no spoilers in here. Last time I did this, I only got 2 out of 9 correct :(

 

 

In Game of Thrones Season 3:

• Jon Snow will most likely not be able to keep his knife in his pants around that wildling chick
• Joffrey will get slapped in the first and fifth episode (to keep the fans happy y'know)
• Rob will once again proclaim, "I am the King of the North!" and once again, I will not give a shit because everyone knows Arya should totes be King of the Seven Kingdoms
• LET THERE BE ZOMBIES!!
• Bran will shoot some arrows and learn some magic
• I will laugh whenever Anne Frank Meera Reed appears on screen
• Ser Jorah will be friend-zoned by Daenerys... again
• Ser Jorah will then get sick of all her bullshit, quit, kill a dragon or two and then return to Downton Abbey where he belongs
• Tyrion will have awesome one-liners in every episode
• There will be incest (duh) because Cersei likes to keep it in the family
• I will continue chucking shoes at the screen because they still wouldn't have found a way to resurrect ___________ since he died in the first season
• They will kill a significant character
• I will chuck more shoes at the screen
• Eventually I will run out of shoes because this is Game of Thrones and the show exists to antagonize me :(
• That is all