Captain Hook (OUaT) Appreciation Post

Okay, so apart from the terrible acting, cheesy one-liners and really, really low budget special effects, Once Upon A Time isn't actually that bad. Sure it's got like a gazillion plot holes but who needs logic when you've got Captain Hook?

Let's all take a moment to appreciate this fiiiiiiiiiiine specimen of humanity.

Unnnnfffff.

Last one?

Yeah, okay let's be honest. There is one reason and one reason only that I'm giving Once Upon a Time another go after ditching it last year. And no, it's not because of Henry's fabulous acting.

I think it should be illegal for someone that good-looking to be on a family show. You can tell that the producers are really pushing the boundaries too, judging from those few lines in episode 9:

"Normally, I prefer to do more enjoyable activities with a woman on her back."

And then a few moments later, during his fight with Emma:

"Trust me, if I jab you with my sword...you'll feel it"

Children's show my ass. It's okay kids. He's just talking about....Twister. Funny. Now that I think about it, this could be one of those shows that you watch again as an adult and then realise how many sexual innuendos flew over your head as a child.

So in conclusion, as long as Once Upon a Time keeps delivering on Hook, I will sit through countless hours of cheesy dialogue, tedious lacklustre fight scenes and unnecessary Lost cameos. Yah?
Yah!